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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the big flower say to the littler flower?","punchline":"Hi, bud!","id":167}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you get a baby alien to sleep?","punchline":"You rocket.","id":124}
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Stäfa is a municipality in the district of Meilen in the canton of Zürich in Switzerland.
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Cemmaes is a village in northern Powys, Wales, in Glantwymyn community.
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