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{"type":"standard","title":"Lean on Me (song)","displaytitle":"Lean on Me (song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1423445","titles":{"canonical":"Lean_on_Me_(song)","normalized":"Lean on Me (song)","display":"Lean on Me (song)"},"pageid":4210382,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/Lean_on_me_by_bill_withers_side-A_1985_US_reissue.png/330px-Lean_on_me_by_bill_withers_side-A_1985_US_reissue.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/Lean_on_me_by_bill_withers_side-A_1985_US_reissue.png","width":600,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286298153","tid":"5dfcf6c0-1cb5-11f0-bafd-160ec81d7f6b","timestamp":"2025-04-19T00:29:34Z","description":"1972 single by Bill Withers","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_on_Me_(song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_on_Me_(song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_on_Me_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lean_on_Me_(song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_on_Me_(song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lean_on_Me_(song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_on_Me_(song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lean_on_Me_(song)"}},"extract":"\"Lean on Me\" is a song written and recorded by American singer-songwriter Bill Withers. It was released in April 1972 as the first single from his second album, Still Bill. It was a number one single on both the soul and Billboard Hot 100 charts, the latter chart for three weeks in July 1972. Billboard ranked it as the No. 7 song of 1972. It was ranked number 208 on Rolling Stone's list of \"The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time\" in 2010. Numerous other versions have been recorded, and it is one of only nine songs to have reached No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with versions recorded by two different artists. In 2007, the 1972 recording of the song by Bill Withers on Sussex Records was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame. 1970s Glam Rock band 'MUD' recorded a cover of the song in 1976 that became a chart hit in the UK the same year.","extract_html":"
\"Lean on Me\" is a song written and recorded by American singer-songwriter Bill Withers. It was released in April 1972 as the first single from his second album, Still Bill. It was a number one single on both the soul and Billboard Hot 100 charts, the latter chart for three weeks in July 1972. Billboard ranked it as the No. 7 song of 1972. It was ranked number 208 on Rolling Stone's list of \"The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time\" in 2010. Numerous other versions have been recorded, and it is one of only nine songs to have reached No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with versions recorded