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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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On October 28, 2022, David DePape attacked Paul Pelosi, the husband of Nancy Pelosi, the 52nd Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. He beat Pelosi with a hammer during a home invasion of the couple's Pacific Heights, San Francisco residence, leaving him with a fractured skull that required surgery.
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