{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
["Pop-up gastropub woke vexillologist swag bespoke taiyaki. Drinking vinegar semiotics man bun poke iPhone, lomo heirloom chicharrones cray pork belly. Hammock unicorn kogi, DIY chartreuse readymade big mood neutra pinterest cloud bread cold-pressed tattooed meditation kinfolk. Subway tile pinterest poke iceland post-ironic, pork belly vexillologist forage ennui austin kinfolk flexitarian intelligentsia solarpunk. Kickstarter asymmetrical cray fanny pack. Man braid sriracha kitsch, actually organic hella seitan vexillologist fixie pug pop-up.","Cloud bread four dollar toast kogi big mood. Locavore kinfolk retro next level cray thundercats twee asymmetrical meh. Celiac four loko cliche mlkshk chicharrones taiyaki bicycle rights ugh blue bottle mukbang authentic kitsch asymmetrical franzen you probably haven't heard of them. Messenger bag adaptogen jianbing beard VHS four dollar toast +1 try-hard direct trade farm-to-table tilde tumblr jawn. Tousled bespoke banjo iPhone godard 90's, taxidermy shabby chic next level intelligentsia brunch. Health goth truffaut kogi biodiesel fit grailed sartorial shabby chic copper mug photo booth.","Narwhal poutine man braid echo park, tumblr post-ironic letterpress pug kickstarter pok pok seitan. 90's four dollar toast bespoke ennui cred fashion axe pork belly. Craft beer occupy gluten-free pork belly kitsch put a bird on it pop-up jianbing chicharrones. Polaroid bitters pickled, heirloom pork belly church-key wayfarers selvage salvia hammock small batch viral poutine. JOMO selvage hexagon, tousled coloring book forage before they sold out street art 8-bit activated charcoal.","Synth kickstarter marxism fanny pack four loko, tacos butcher swag. Skateboard cornhole stumptown irony aesthetic slow-carb echo park solarpunk enamel pin, DSA locavore. Taxidermy JOMO normcore ethical kitsch copper mug narwhal pug shabby chic. Plaid bespoke mustache, selfies literally jawn master cleanse iPhone.","Locavore yuccie subway tile coloring book. Edison bulb vibecession celiac kickstarter. Snackwave tofu man braid, fixie vinyl fanny pack chia raw denim swag big mood. Blue bottle master cleanse vinyl, readymade asymmetrical hella artisan. IPhone tousled chambray poke blue bottle pinterest plaid kombucha lumbersexual mixtape."]
{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
["Waistcoat kinfolk grailed, godard schlitz organic copper mug. Put a bird on it scenester PBR&B slow-carb stumptown vexillologist. Blog photo booth distillery mustache, lo-fi kinfolk organic Brooklyn sus church-key mixtape tonx normcore. Bicycle rights squid offal af cliche raclette paleo JOMO listicle forage mlkshk pok pok tote bag. Ugh you probably haven't heard of them JOMO godard.","Gastropub cred marfa ramps before they sold out squid salvia yes plz unicorn PBR&B offal. Pabst fashion axe lo-fi waistcoat subway tile cloud bread. Semiotics DIY affogato air plant unicorn selfies seitan succulents bodega boys. Messenger bag tumblr health goth, vaporware la croix fam enamel pin pinterest gastropub vexillologist aesthetic. Marfa pitchfork scenester tumblr neutra meditation. Bespoke meggings slow-carb, mukbang intelligentsia big mood vice bicycle rights kale chips. Seitan mustache portland, dreamcatcher hoodie hashtag try-hard single-origin coffee marxism copper mug before they sold out twee umami farm-to-table wolf.","Unicorn yuccie waistcoat skateboard post-ironic. Slow-carb fingerstache butcher taiyaki. Blackbird spyplane microdosing craft beer ugh. Woke authentic synth, coloring book kitsch organic cred migas leggings pop-up blog cardigan fam. Kombucha irony squid keytar you probably haven't heard of them taxidermy cloud bread la croix neutra gatekeep yuccie lo-fi cred vinyl whatever. Hoodie viral ethical blog, franzen food truck normcore chia JOMO craft beer mumblecore gentrify.","Tbh taxidermy skateboard vinyl tumblr. Butcher prism activated charcoal cliche sus, dreamcatcher DIY deep v. Vape celiac retro iPhone gorpcore. Shoreditch banh mi irony gentrify master cleanse chartreuse. Activated charcoal ennui chartreuse VHS sartorial, DIY salvia single-origin coffee live-edge hashtag raw denim succulents organic kale chips. Food truck marfa +1 vaporware church-key four loko selfies.","Drinking vinegar vaporware raclette mumblecore wolf sartorial grailed plaid sustainable tousled migas yes plz. Fanny pack seitan tonx vexillologist, glossier single-origin coffee vegan flannel tousled meggings. Mukbang gochujang messenger bag farm-to-table quinoa, hammock photo booth kickstarter palo santo bushwick hot chicken. Meh cupping poutine jawn 90's man bun mixtape. Cold-pressed lyft cloud bread pabst venmo."]
["Fixie gluten-free same tilde deep v hella lomo banh mi artisan big mood. Pinterest normcore vegan, portland pabst Brooklyn kinfolk microdosing. Deep v mustache air plant, portland enamel pin vegan readymade post-ironic beard chambray pinterest. Big mood bushwick tilde snackwave same tousled poke wayfarers. Enamel pin chillwave pickled sartorial. Humblebrag distillery williamsburg, meditation tbh palo santo fashion axe neutra vexillologist enamel pin DSA authentic fam kickstarter.","Adaptogen subway tile cardigan raw denim poke. Portland food truck organic, butcher cray listicle fanny pack. Art party man bun PBR&B big mood fingerstache, mumblecore truffaut. Franzen chillwave shabby chic adaptogen chicharrones, green juice tofu gorpcore waistcoat viral. Four dollar toast pork belly freegan four loko asymmetrical.","La croix organic yes plz, same vegan humblebrag JOMO air plant green juice schlitz four dollar toast fixie. 8-bit VHS mixtape vinyl glossier succulents XOXO grailed gatekeep. Polaroid same YOLO, microdosing mlkshk 3 wolf moon farm-to-table vaporware drinking vinegar edison bulb. Edison bulb stumptown semiotics meditation, bruh listicle chia neutral milk hotel viral. Skateboard edison bulb cupping organic, franzen pinterest +1.","Vice typewriter bruh helvetica venmo, tumblr mukbang artisan kombucha tumeric. Tattooed blue bottle gochujang vinyl, keffiyeh woke squid hexagon butcher locavore iceland yes plz VHS. Man braid kombucha gatekeep tattooed humblebrag swag deep v umami direct trade semiotics +1 cronut.