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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"fact":"A happy cat holds her tail high and steady.","length":43}
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